Nolan jokes

Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."

"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.

"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."

The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"

The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"

His favorite drink was his dribble.

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."