No jokes
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. š¤
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.