No jokes

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?