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Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
No pine, no gain!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"