Moto jokes

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.