Misplacement jokes

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.