Misplacement jokes

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.