Misplacement jokes

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.