Misplacement jokes

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

I caught my wife cheating on me.

I beat my son and grounded him.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.