I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
hey i misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago on september 7th 2001
i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off
