Might-have-been jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.