
Middle one jokes
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Like if your best friend is emo.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
I think one of my dads might be gay.