Middle one jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Rice Middle School

Ratio.

Best way to do it.

What's 9 divided by 11?

Well, I know it's less than two alright!