Middle one jokes

I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?

Like if your best friend is emo.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

I think one of my dads might be gay.