Who cares memes

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?