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When you're watching pokémon when you're 18 years old

Pikachu is lying in a bed, with a blanket covering most of his body. Only his head and a small part of his back are visible.

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My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Wade

Fight

The image shows a chart of character reactions during a fight. The characters are: one that is fighting, one that tries to stop the fight, one filming, one is confused, one just watches, and one that is screaming. The text at the top says "*a fight starts*".

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Watching Netflix for hours

A gray cat stares forward with a slightly annoyed expression. The image is overlaid with text that says, "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?' Me:".

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two panels. Both feature the same Bionicle character with a red, fiery staff. In the first panel, he is raising his right hand and looks excited. The text reads, "Watching LOTR trilogy." In the second panel, he has a neutral pose, looking at the staff. The text reads, "Watching the Bionicle trilogy."

TechPriestGotDrip

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Eltheariesisunstoppable

A brown dog looking shocked at a phone in its human hand. Above the dog it reads: "Me learning what's happening in the world through memes because I don't watch the news anymore."

Yuri

Supposed to be video but cant do that

The image shows a meme. The top part has a text overlay that reads: "Mexicans watching the filter change as they cross over the border". The bottom part is a picture of a man looking up with a surprised expression.

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A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a conversation between a person and a group of kids who are familiar with Naruto only through TikTok. The bottom of the image has an anime screen capture with the caption "Shall I kill these children?"

Anonymous

The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "Bill Gates in his billion dollar bunker watching me empty a cement truck into his only exit." Below the text is a close-up of a man with blond hair.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of Stevie Wonder with the text, "Hey, I'm Stevie Wonder, and you're watching Disney Channel.", on top. A scribbled, blue design is to the left.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."

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The image shows a fluffy gray cat looking at the camera. Above the cat is written "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?'" followed by "Me:".

The Unknown King of Moderation

Only Trolls movie I’ll watch

The image is a parody of the movie poster for "Trolls" but with Homestuck characters instead. The top of the poster reads "SING-ALONG EDITION". Below that, at the top left is ANNA, and to the top right is JUST. The movie title "Trolls" is in the middle of the image. Underneath, in the bottom left are the letters "M" and "SE", followed by "II", "Yo", and "my".

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