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My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Wade

Fight

The image shows a chart of character reactions during a fight. The characters are: one that is fighting, one that tries to stop the fight, one filming, one is confused, one just watches, and one that is screaming. The text at the top says "*a fight starts*".

DAP ME UP

*Sees kids naruto running*
Me: Damn you watch naruto?
Them: Nah we saw it on tiktok
Me:
COM
Shall I kill these children?

Anonymous

Anatidaephobia
The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching
you.
Jimmy has anatidaephobia.
Your ass is mine, Jimmy

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Watching Netflix for hours

A gray cat stares forward with a slightly annoyed expression. The image is overlaid with text that says, "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?' Me:".

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two panels. Both feature the same Bionicle character with a red, fiery staff. In the first panel, he is raising his right hand and looks excited. The text reads, "Watching LOTR trilogy." In the second panel, he has a neutral pose, looking at the staff. The text reads, "Watching the Bionicle trilogy."

TechPriestGotDrip

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text in white font on a grey background. It reads: "If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues. B. Is frigid. C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Eltheariesisunstoppable

A brown dog looking shocked at a phone in its human hand. Above the dog it reads: "Me learning what's happening in the world through memes because I don't watch the news anymore."

Yuri

Supposed to be video but cant do that

The image shows a meme. The top part has a text overlay that reads: "Mexicans watching the filter change as they cross over the border". The bottom part is a picture of a man looking up with a surprised expression.

shaylie lol

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

killer of bears 101

The image shows a fluffy gray cat looking at the camera. Above the cat is written "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?'" followed by "Me:".

The Unknown King of Moderation

Only Trolls movie I’ll watch

The image is a parody of the movie poster for "Trolls" but with Homestuck characters instead. The top of the poster reads "SING-ALONG EDITION". Below that, at the top left is ANNA, and to the top right is JUST. The movie title "Trolls" is in the middle of the image. Underneath, in the bottom left are the letters "M" and "SE", followed by "II", "Yo", and "my".

Anonymous

hahahahha obama

A picture of Obama with a confused expression and his hands slightly raised. The text on the image says "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in".

Wade

Pulling up to the movie theater

The image shows a group of four animatronic characters from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF). The text above them reads 'ME AND THE BOYS' and below them 'WATCHING FNAF'. The characters have red eyes and smoke is around their faces. One of them, Freddy Fazbear, is holding a cigarette.

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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TechPriestGotDrip

toast must burn

The image shows a split screen. The top half features two slices of toast that are completely burnt and smoking inside a toaster. The bottom half shows a still from a movie with two men looking at each other; the text "Some men just want to watch the toast burn" is superimposed on the image.

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

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