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Chri5

He's like gigachad but skipped neck day

A shirtless man with visible abs is taking a selfie in a mirror. The text on top of the image says, "They made me choose between abs and a neck."

Chez

I don’t know why the crowd is so excited, the ring is empty

A photograph shows John Cena standing in a wrestling ring with his arms raised. Behind him a crowd is visible. The sign "Cena" can be seen in the background.

Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

shaylie lol

A baby with a skeptical look is shown in the image. The caption above the image says, "When u have to watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares."

shaylie lol

A person with messy hair is lying in bed looking confused. The text on the image says: You ever take a nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus. But it's Sunday...and you're 32.

shaylie lol

A close-up of a green buttock with two bones sticking out of it. The text on top reads, "You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this."

big [fire] balls

A platypus is held in a person's hands, with the text 'When they can't decide between a duck or a beaver so you get them both.' above it.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Jazzy💕

A person is looking into a sink drain with water running. The caption reads: "Them: So you really just gonna let everything we had go down the drain???"

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel meme featuring characters from "The Road to El Dorado." In the first panel, one character tells another, "My chief, we've been tricked." The second panel shows the chief asking, "How so?" The third and fourth panels reveal the punchline: "This meme is a rickroll," with the chief looking surprised.

Face mcshooty

A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Heroin Monkey

A person is holding a phone. The phone displays a text conversation with the messages "I need you to be aggressive with me", "I need a moment", "Like almost beat me up and then cuddle hug and love me", "Choke me", "So hot" and "Need you". Above the phone is the word "Bro.....".

Heroin Monkey

A muscular man stands waist-deep in clear water. Text overlay reads, "teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds."

Lustlos from Sw

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Unimportant Intelligence

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

Lil’ bro

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post that says, "Stop saying your life is a joke. It's not. Jokes have meaning." Below it is a picture of a comedian in a green jacket holding a microphone looking offended, with the caption, "Never before have I been so offended by..."

Adolf Nigler

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

TaylorSwiftBoat

The image shows 50 Cent looking off to the side with a serious expression. Text on the image says: "Diddy did it, But my lawyer's so good that Diddy got acquitted", followed by "50 CENT, 'I GET MONEY (FORBES 1, 2, 3 REMIX)'" and the word "GENIUS".

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