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The Unknown King of Moderation

please help me

A band of cartoonish characters in bright colors are standing in a row on a solid blue background. Above them is the band name “WEEZER” in white.

Anonymous

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

Grizzlymilk

Heh

A medium shot of Rick Astley singing into a microphone against a backdrop of a patterned window.

Chriss

Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.

Rylee ੈ♡˳

LMAO

The image shows multiple figures from the animated series "Jimmy Neutron" lined up in a row, similar to a K-pop boy band. The text above them reads "Nobody:" and "Kpop boy bands:".

Falco

Super Relateable

The image shows a cartoon person with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, in a panel with other people also in shock. The text on the image reads: "MFW I'M LISTENING TO GANGNAM STYLE AFTER MY PARENTS WALKED IN THE LYRICS THAT GOES HEEEEYYYYY SEXY LADY"

minecraftsuchti

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

period boo

best rapper of all time

A portrait of a man with dreadlocks, wearing a studded black jacket and several pearl necklaces, in front of a pink sunset background with butterflies and a field of flowers.

User 👍

Who got it?

The image shows four images on the left side. The first one shows two closed fists next to each other. The second one shows two hands clapping. The third and fourth images show a Nintendo Wii game console and Will Smith, respectively. On the right side, there is an identical game console and a picture of Will Smith. At the bottom are pictures of Will Smith and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. The last picture shows a fist pointing towards the viewer. Text above reads: "Only true music fans will get this".

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

bruce

When you walk out of a rock concert

A young person with brown hair makes a silly face with crossed eyes and an extended tongue. The text on the image says: "When you walk out of a rock concert."

bruce

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

XxxHackerxxX

me listening to issa bass

A cartoon image of a dog with brown fur and black spots, wearing a blue collar with a yellow tag, is standing with its eyes closed and a blissful smile on its face. The dog's posture suggests it is enjoying music or some other pleasant sensation.

Bozo

The image shows a person in a suit playing a piano underwater. In the top left corner, there is a floating Minecraft-like information box saying "Water Breathing 24:56".

killer of bears 101

The image shows a split-screen of a woman's face. On the left, her expression is a grimace, with her mouth downturned, eyes squinted, and a general look of disgust. On the right, she has a neutral look on her face, with slightly raised eyebrows and a more composed expression. Text above the left image reads "Me listening to the new release the first time". Text above the right image reads "Me listening to the new release the seventeenth time".

the pokemon meme collector

the rick roll lol

A Pokemon card featuring Rick Astley. It has his picture and the text 'Rick Roll;D. Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!' and 'Never Gonna' Give You Up. Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will never give it up!!! Stupid 80's artist!!!'

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Who would you choose?

The image shows Bart Simpson with an intense expression. The text on the image reads: "LIKE THE BOOGEYMAN, OR MICHAEL JACKSON."

ohio nugget

when your grampa hears your music

A smiling older woman with short gray hair wearing large orange sunglasses and headphones is making the 'rock on' sign with both hands.

DADDY sus aka the king

how i feel listing to juice wrld

A person with dreadlocks and a neutral facial expression. A blurry silhouette of a person sitting on a chair is visible in the background.

LoserIsPro

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

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