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MEME LORD
9 months ago
A layered cake with blue, pink, and white frosting is sitting on a white cake stand. The question is asked if the cake is scary and a comment below states that they have always wanted a cake that cuts itself.
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  • CrackedRuby_alt
    9 months ago

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    Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."
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  • TaylorSwiftBoat
    9 months ago
    E
r/Eminem
u/Kangar... . C'mon Let Me Ride - Skylar Grey Ft. Eminem...
J cole had pictures of Eminem in his bedroom
growing up alongside shirtless posters of other
men in the rap game he loved. Real recognize
real
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Reasonable-Night-875 3h
Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
ever pretend to breastfeed off him, and called it 'drinking
GOAT milk'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A panda's face is shown very close up. The text on top says: "how i look at bro during WW3 when he says 'bot lobbies' after slaughtering a village of unarmed civilians".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.
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  • mike69
    9 months ago
    The image is split into two panels. On the left, Shadow the Hedgehog is shown with a long list of text behind him, labeled "people who like shadow". On the right, Sonic the Hedgehog is shown with the text "He's nice" above him, labeled "people who like sonic".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM
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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    He doesn't have nuts anyway.

    The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel depicts a man in hunting attire holding a rifle in a field. The text above reads, "If you think this was bad..." The bottom panel shows a man in a suit gesturing to a shotgun that has a yellow star burst around it and the text below reads "It could have been worse!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    Kerri Thorpe
This is actually a disgusting video,
my sons names jaxx and regardless
of what others think of it he loves his
name. Gosh imagine making this
video while pregnant also,
embarrassing.
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Natalie Anne Forde
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Jax means toilet here in ireland
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  • Oogway
    10 months ago
    Me acting like I'm cool
with the crackhead at
the bus station so he
doesn't stab tf out of
BUS
STOP
me
00D
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  • Nintendo Fan
    10 months ago
    Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".
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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago
    A young man in glasses taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom, with the text "WHAT A STYLISH YOUNG MAN I WONDER WHAT HE WANTS TO DO WITH HIS FRIENDS" overlaid.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has
revealed that, as a child, he suffered wi
crippling constipation.
www
PB Pun_bible
@thepunbible
No shit Sherlock
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    the homeless man watching me pull
out a .357 revolver and paint the
sidewalk with my own brains after he
asked me for a dollar
&@nickreynaa
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  • tabs1528
    10 months ago
    The image shows a news graphic with the headline "Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving" along with the text "arrested for DUI" and a mugshot of Earle Stevens.
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  • tabs1528
    10 months ago
    Robert Littal
@BSO
Florida Man Tells Neighbors He's Going to
Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries to Kill
Them With a Machete He Named
"Kindness" (Photos) bit.ly/2FtrJW8
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