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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    YAYYYY

    The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with a beard and a white turban is shown in a video. Below the video there is a comment that says, "Shame he's dead, imagine if we had him on the Joe Rogan Podcast."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A tree with a hammer and a comb stuck in the bark. The text above the image reads: "Slavcalibur. He who pulls it from the tree becomes the king of Yugoslavia."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago

    This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

    A full shot of a Godzilla figure with a very long tail, the figure is dark gray with red spines, standing against a red background. The long tail curves in the air.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    The image shows four panels from the movie The Sixth Sense. In the first panel, a young boy is looking afraid and the text reads 'I SEE DEADPOOL'. The second panel shows a man talking to the boy, and the text reads 'YOU MEAN 'DEAD PEOPLE''. In the third panel, the boy is saying 'NO, DEADPOOL. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.' The fourth panel shows Deadpool standing behind the man.
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  • Mafuyu Asahina
    1 year ago

    Miku will make America great again

    Miku standing at a podium with the White House logo and two American flags in the background. The text on the podium reads "THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON".
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  • Madballs
    1 year ago
    The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."
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  • Goku is dum
    1 year ago

    You look like my friend when he smile

    The image shows a side-by-side comparison of the Grinch. On the left, the Grinch has a sinister grin with a menacing look. On the right, he has a wide smile.
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  • DaRey1Cray
    1 year ago

    help pls find my dawg

    A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.
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  • ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ
    1 year ago
    The image shows a still of Nala from "The Lion King" with a large red circle with a line through it superimposed over her head. There is text in yellow on the right saying "THIS IS NOT OKAY". Below the image is the text "Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene."
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  • ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ
    1 year ago
    The image shows a blurred figure with glowing red eyes. Above the image it says: "Me to my FBI agent when he asks why I searched up how to execute kids." Underneath the image it says: "My goals are beyond your understanding."
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  • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    The image shows two photos of a man with an afro, presumably the same person. The top image shows him smiling, looking happy and proud. The caption reads: "Watching my favorite underrated youtuber finally grow and progress." The bottom image shows the same man looking shocked and with a dark background. The caption for the bottom image reads: "He becomes more annoying and cringe over time."
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