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Anonymous

iMessage
Today 1:50 PM
Hello this is Roger from doordash
Pick a number between 1 and 10
Wrong
No food for u
@decentbirthday
4
What
Why
Roger please
Delivered

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

Hi jaanu 1:32 PM
Hi do u know how to block on whatsapp??
1:33 PM
Yes dear. 1:33 PM
Tell please..! 1:34 PM
Go to settings....>privacy-block list>ad
contacts...that's it..those contact ge
blocked
1:34 PM
Did it workout?? 13 PM
Hello..?there??
M
Why did you remove your dp?? 1.3 M✔
Ok I undastood.. 137

BellaTrix

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

SWAG J

chxl?

trixiedixie🥰

An image of a Hello Kitty figurine with red eyes and a blood-splattered knife. The text overlay reads: "In the day, she likes Hello Kitty. At night she drops the 'O'."

DIANEE

A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."

ADHD autist

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:

A chat conversation with yellow speech bubbles on the left containing the text "Hello" and "I'm fine, Thanks!!" and a dark speech bubble on the right with the text "Do you exist?". There is also a text input box.

RapBoat

KNOW THE WORK RULES
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
(Booty)
Grippy, huh
Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
APPROPRIATE
AWWW.YOU'RE
SWEET.
INAPPROPRIATE
HELLO, HUMAN
RESOURCES?!
MAX
SUNNY STREET 2013 Max Garcia

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Wade

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

Rylee ੈ♡˳

time to say my goodbyes ig.

An email with the subject 'DAEP 5 day notice - Rylee T' sent by Diana Foster. The email states that Rylee T is eligible for release from DAEP this week and will be released on Friday, September 29, 2023, returning to campus on Monday, October 2, 2023, pending a review of points and required activities.

Anonymous

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Bae
Today 11:17 AM
Babe close your eyes
What do you see?
Babe?
Do you see anything?
Babe?
Hello?
Contact
Okay

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme featuring Shrek holding a phone, as if making a call. The text says 'HELLO GAY DEPARTMENT? I FOUND YOUR MISSING MEMBER'.

dabestjoke

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Kuromi/ my Melody Bestiesss💕

💕 hello kitty

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx

say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx

A person applies pink blush with a makeup brush while holding a pink makeup palette with the word 'Kylie' on it.

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