Footprint memes

I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.

So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.

One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"

He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.