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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".
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    • Cat

    Anonymous · 5 years ago

    • I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

    And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

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