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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A drawing shows a party with several distressed people in the background. A guy with a party hat raises a brick of what is labeled "fent" towards a ceiling fan. The people shout: "why? why are you doing this?", "NO! NOT AGAIN!", "who keeps inviting this guy?!" and "oh, goddamnit!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A two-panel comic shows a job interview. In the first panel, a bald interviewer with a blue tie says, "So, I came across your resume," holding a paper. The second panel shows the interviewer holding the same paper with a scribbled drawing on it, saying, "I do apologise."
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    Two people outside. A person is covered in bees, sitting on a bucket. The other person, dressed in beekeeper gear, is kneeling next to him, holding out a hand.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot of a chat. It shows a person, presumably Travis Scott, with a McDonald's flag in the background saying he needs 2000 dollars to get back to America and asks to send it through paypal. The next message questions his identity to which he responds with "Fin fin fin fin fin".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    "Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

    A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    A multi-paneled image shows a man on a panel trying to call on an actor. He starts with "Chris!" and three actors respond: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. The man then tries to specify "the muscular one," and all three actors claim the title. Finally, the man says "the one playing Peter," at which point Tom Holland raises his hand. Visibly frustrated, the man says, "Oh dang it! Not you Tom!" A final panel shows Tom Hiddleston replying, "What did I do?"
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"
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  • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago

    what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

    A surreal image featuring various Pokémon with human faces riding on each other against a cloudy sky background.
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  • 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    1 year ago
    The image is a compilation of several pictures of cats with captions. One cat is running, another looks cute, one is fat and being begged not to be eaten, and another says it can change.
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  • 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation. The first person asks how to block someone on WhatsApp. The second person explains how to do it. The first person then asks if it worked, sends another message asking if the person is still there, and asks why they removed their profile picture. The person then says, "Ok I undastood.."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    An illustration of a cartoon possum saying, "What do u mean 'unhinged'? I don't even have hinges, bro."
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