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Anonymous
1 year ago
"Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

    A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    1 year ago
    A multi-paneled image shows a man on a panel trying to call on an actor. He starts with "Chris!" and three actors respond: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. The man then tries to specify "the muscular one," and all three actors claim the title. Finally, the man says "the one playing Peter," at which point Tom Holland raises his hand. Visibly frustrated, the man says, "Oh dang it! Not you Tom!" A final panel shows Tom Hiddleston replying, "What did I do?"
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"
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  • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago

    what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

    A surreal image featuring various Pokémon with human faces riding on each other against a cloudy sky background.
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  • 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    1 year ago
    The image is a compilation of several pictures of cats with captions. One cat is running, another looks cute, one is fat and being begged not to be eaten, and another says it can change.
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  • 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation. The first person asks how to block someone on WhatsApp. The second person explains how to do it. The first person then asks if it worked, sends another message asking if the person is still there, and asks why they removed their profile picture. The person then says, "Ok I undastood.."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    An illustration of a cartoon possum saying, "What do u mean 'unhinged'? I don't even have hinges, bro."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    What I do on most afternoons.

    The image shows three logos side by side. On the left is the board game Clue, in the center is the fast food restaurant Clucks Nashville Hot Chicken, and on the right is the character Barbarian from the mobile game Clash of Clans.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The meme is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a genie tells a man he has three wishes. In the second panel, the man tells the genie to do the opposite of his next wish and not to fulfill his third wish. In the third panel, the man asks the genie to ignore his first wish. In the fourth panel, multiple system error messages are displayed.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."
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    The Dark humor Hub
    1 year ago
    A still from Finding Nemo is juxtaposed with a quote. The quote reads, "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."
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    Ant boi
    1 year ago

    Well the north east is doing something right

    A map of the United States shows "food deserts" in orange, and areas that are not "food deserts" in blue. The map key indicates that "food deserts" refer to Low-Access and Low-Income Census Tracts. The title of the map is "MAPPING FOOD DESERTS IN THE UNITED STATES." Text at the left reads "Food Deserts in America (2010)."
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