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shaylie lol

A close-up photo shows a silver door handle that has been pulled off the door. The handle's plate has two screws that look like eyes and the hole for the handle is like an open mouth giving it a surprised expression. The text above reads "Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say it was as surprised as I was..."

Heroin Monkey

A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"

Heroin Monkey

When the FBI kicks down your door
while you beating your meat to the 500
terabytes of polygender midget furry
austismic monkey porn that you stole
+Kaylie D
My time has come

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image of Spongebob's front door with two green balls stuck in the crack. The text says "Spongebob open the door. My balls are stuck."

Heroin Monkey

A white chicken stands on a skateboard. There is text that says, "I'm outside bitch open the door".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door. Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

ShyDragon3

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

The Banana Guy

The text on the image reads "Submarine doors were invented in 1578. Submarines in 1577:". Below the text there is an image of a submarine's doorway with an open view of the ocean through it. The opening is framed by green metal, and wooden-like rectangles seem to act as rudimentary locks. A blue rectangle with yellow stripes is at the bottom of the door frame.

Silly Sonka

Pokemon

The image shows the grim reaper standing in front of three doors. The first door is labeled "Nuzlocking", and the floor in front of it is covered in blood. The second door is labeled "Shiny Hunting", and has a bloody scythe beside it. The third door is labeled "Competitive" and the grim reaper is about to knock on it.

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Cutepink

A four-panel image with the text "You go to the elevator in doors" with the Meme Man with hands over his face and the text "Panik", then the text "It is safe to go out" with the Meme Man with the text "Kalm", then the text "You found 50 gold in one drawer" with the Meme Man with yellow glowing eyes and text "Kalm", then the text "Rush came to kill you" with Meme Man with hands over face and text "Panik".

freddyfatbear

bruh this tru

A cartoon airplane with a smiling human face is flying over a city where there is an explosion. The text reads, "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

blach66

The image shows a cartoon of the Grim Reaper standing in front of four doors. Blood trails lead up to the first three doors labeled "Among us", "Roblox", and "Fortnite". The Grim Reaper is about to open the fourth door which is labeled "Wordle". Text on the image next to the Reaper says "Game murder".

blach66

The image shows two frames of a character, Seymour Skinner, from The Simpsons. In the first frame he's walking with a thoughtful expression. Text above reads: "Me walking past the bathroom door." In the second frame his expression has changed to a worried look and the text above says: "Hearing my dad take a piss."

LoserIsPro

russia

The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

✨Jassy✨

See what had happen was

A picture of Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with different facial expressions showing his surprise while a text reads: "When you're having a whole conversation with yourself in the shower and someone knocks on the door".

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

A man standing in front of an open train door and laughing. The train has a yellow and blue color scheme. The text SENORGIF.COM is at the top left corner of the image.

GG Miller

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

ohio_armpit

me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door

A close-up of a man's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth.

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