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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a conversation. The first message asks to tell a joke using every letter of the alphabet. The second message responds with an alphabet and a cheese pun.

Adolf kitler

des get back on DND beyond

A cat dressed in a suit sits at a table, looking to the side and holding a newspaper and a teacup, with the text "I should buy a boat."

Lil’ bro

Danny de-frito

A digitally altered image of a fried food, most likely a fry, that has a face superimposed with glasses.

Lil’ bro

Danny de-Cheeto

The image shows a cartoonish rendering of actor Danny DeVito as a Cheeto snack. It's a full body shot of the morphed figure with Danny DeVito's head and a body resembling a Cheeto.

Adolf Nigler

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous

A person is covering their face with their hands. The text says "When he has a L in his name" and below the person is "Rio De Janeiro".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

rapboat

The image shows the text "Drake fans be like 'He still won, just read this'" above a collage of images, including stacks of text, alchemical symbols, and a bottle of Natural Light beer.

furry memes

The image is a collection of panels with cartoon animals and nonsensical text. One panel shows a cat with the text "SOWA MMIEY IRET BIB TOKT". Another shows a cartoon skunk with the text "IHER'T DTXFI". The other panels include similar cartoon drawings of animals and nonsensical text.

Heroin Monkey

A drawing of a chubby rabbit with a human-like face. The text says "Quag Chungus" and "- Quag chungus de Marseille".

Heroin Monkey

Español
Indígena
Mestizo
Español
Mulato
Negro
gaseoso
gaseosa
bebe gaseoso
chico de la pastilla
cíclope azul
La mamá de Donald
Trump
El presidente que trabaja
para ambos partidos políticos.

rapboat

Imagine disliking RAP, the greatest genre of music this world has ever seen

A view from the driver's seat of a car traveling on a highway during sunset.

Anonymous

the nerd in this

A long blue tube with the text "Accelerating Science" and "Accélérateur de science" is positioned outdoors. A person is walking alongside the tube.

Heroin Monkey

A person is engulfed in flames while another person aims a flamethrower in a forest. The text overlay reads, "I would literally die if a boy did this to me."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two fluffy white animals. The left side shows a fluffy white poodle, the right side shows a larger, seemingly muscular white ferret. Below are the words: "Guy Tries to Buy Toy Poodles, Gets Fluffy, Steroid-Pumped Giant Ferrets Instead". Above the animals a news ticker reads "NUEVA MODALIDAD DE ESTAFA" and "CANICHE TOY O HURON?"

Wade XL

The image shows three panels. The first one is titled "Original" and shows a cartoon of SpongeBob and Patrick from the cover of a Nickelodeon book called "The Great Ice Cream Caper". The second panel, titled "X-ray", shows a simple cartoon of SpongeBob with a red tie but with his internal organs exposed. The last panel shows the same image but with more details in his internal organs. The text "How do we know it's not actually..." is written at the top of the last two panels.

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