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the pokemon meme collector

the rick roll lol

A Pokemon card featuring Rick Astley. It has his picture and the text 'Rick Roll;D. Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!' and 'Never Gonna' Give You Up. Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will never give it up!!! Stupid 80's artist!!!'

Cahyani Ambara

Me :

The image shows two panels. The upper panel is labeled "My head:" and shows a woman's face with a displeased expression. The text below her says "EXPERIENCING THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT OF PATIENCE". The lower panel is labeled "Outside of me:" and shows a happy girl with a pile of books, saying "HAHA. SURE! CLASS 7, RIGHT?"

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous
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*huggles tightly*
*wuggles*
(wuv + huggles)
02/17/18 (Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078
Good morning! :D
You are good and lovely. :3
You have the ability. ^w^
I love you. x3
*boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*
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Anonymous
02/17/18 (Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154
Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit
suicide

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows Katy Perry, wearing a wedding veil and green dress, and Elmo, a red muppet, standing in front of a cartoon building. The text above reads: "Katy: 'Men must learn to like a woman for her personality, not her body.' Elmo: 'Would you-' Katy: 'No, you're too short.'"

Heroin Monkey

A person's eye is shown. A text overlay says, "I just noticed your avi looks like a frog trying to hold a elevator open."

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Confused unga bunga

The image shows two panels with text above each image. The first panel shows a crying white cat and the text says "S[he] be[lie]ve[d]. 14 y old white girls:". The second panel shows a confused caveman with the text "Sbeve. 14 y old white girls:" and below the image says "(confused unga bunga)".

Smexy Baka

Rianbow friends ref

Spongebob is looking through binoculars while Patrick is writing on a notepad. Text overlay: "Green can still catch you when you're in the box. Write that down, write that down!"

Heroin Monkey

Kerri Thorpe
This is actually a disgusting video,
my sons names jaxx and regardless
of what others think of it he loves his
name. Gosh imagine making this
video while pregnant also,
embarrassing.
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Natalie Anne Forde
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Jax means toilet here in ireland
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King bob

Dad

Three men, including Kim Jong-un in the center, walk in front of a large missile on a military vehicle.

ur momy

giving people karma

A young boy with a mischievous smile and blond hair is wearing a green sweater. The text overlay says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Heroin Monkey

A Bernese Mountain Dog is biting a German stick grenade. The grenade has German text on the side.

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

me?

A man with goofy glasses and a big smile is labeled "Tax Fraud:".

Daddy dick

A bare-chested, bald man with a disproportionately large neck and small facial features, is staring at the viewer. The text overlay says: "coming at me from my monitor".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Willy b

A digitally altered image shows a small person in a suit standing among larger people. Text at the bottom reads, "Neat."

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

bear lake, colorado <3 (picture by me :D)

A beautiful photograph of Bear Lake in Colorado. The lake is surrounded by evergreen trees and mountains. The water is still and reflects the scenery.

Cahyani Ambara

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Salad

A small white kitten with black spots is being held by pink kitchen tongs. The text above the image reads: "dad!" and below "Why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs?!" A blue text box in the corner says "salad"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"

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