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Car

1 year ago
A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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  • Phone

    1 year ago

    what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

    A surreal image featuring various Pokémon with human faces riding on each other against a cloudy sky background.
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  • Platypus

    1 year ago
    A cartoon showing three panels. The first panel has a platypus sitting on top of the Earth, with the text "Where do platypuses live?". The second panel shows a close-up of the platypus, with a menacing look, over a red background and the text "In the darkest, deepest parts of your soul, feeding on your sins, fears and regrets". The third panel shows a platypus holding a spear and boomerang in a desert with a kangaroo in the background with the text "And Australia".
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    Steve Harvey

    1 year ago
    An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.
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  • Platypus

    1 year ago
    The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".
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  • Revenge

    1 year ago
    The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".
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  • Client

    1 year ago
    A photo of a shorse, a creature with the head of a shark and the body of a horse. The text above reads, "When the client wants to combine options 1 and 2." Below the image, it says "SHORSE". There's also the text "IG: @theuncountableagency" at the bottom of the image.
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  • Florida Man

    1 year ago
    The image shows a news graphic with the headline "Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving" along with the text "arrested for DUI" and a mugshot of Earle Stevens.
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    Mein Kampf

    1 year ago

    Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!

    A map of the United States with different states colored to show the most searched books. The books are "War and Peace", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "Wuthering Heights", "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "Mein Kampf". The color intensity represents the percentage of searches. "Mein Kampf" is searched more in several states, particularly in the mountain states.
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  • Sibling

    1 year ago

    It doesn't rlly work but yeah

    Two puppies are sitting next to each other. One puppy, slightly larger and tan, is hugging the other puppy, who is smaller and black. The image text reads: "When your mom yelled at you and your elder sibling tries to comfort you."
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  • Poop

    1 year ago
    A confused cat is looking at the camera. The text says: "My cat confused why I'm stealing his poop, putting it in a bag and taking it into another room."
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  • Class

    1 year ago
    A still from a meme shows the text, "When you're trying to eat in class but then the teacher turns around and you're just like..." followed by a picture of Harry Styles making a funny face.
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  • Nothing

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"
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  • School shooting

    1 year ago
    Skeletor looking up with an open mouth and a worried expression. The text says: "When you're shooting up the school and bust into the special ed class and the autistic kid tries to summon a force shield."
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  • Bag

    1 year ago
    A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."
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  • Phone

    1 year ago
    A baby with a scrunched face looking angry. The text above the baby reads "When I give you my phone to see a photo" with an angry face emoji next to it. The text below the baby reads "It means don't swipe left, don't swipe right, just see the photo and give my phone back" with a smiling face emoji.
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  • Racist

    1 year ago
    A sticker design featuring the word "CERTIFIED" above a race car, with a mushroom cloud behind it. Below the car, the word "RACIST" is written in capital letters. The sticker is on an Amazon page for a product titled: "(3 Pcs) Certified Racist Sticker Funny Racist Meme Stickers Rac..."
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  • Stand

    1 year ago
    A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."
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  • Ex

    1 year ago

    This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho

    A two-panel image of the Pepe the Frog character. In the left panel, Pepe looks sad and forlorn. In the right panel, Pepe looks angry and resentful. The text above the image says, "When you miss someone and then you remember what they did to you."
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