And Memes - Page 20 - Worst Jokes Ever

Shower

A man in a work uniform is awkwardly mid-step in a store aisle. The text says, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Cancer

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

Mother

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Christmas Eve

It's Christmas Eve

The image shows a three-panel scene. In the first panel, a child says: "TONIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE." In the second panel, a man replies with: "YES, AND?" The third panel shows the man consoling the child while sitting on a bench. The text says: "AND TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS."

Hollow Knight

For C A S N O V A

The image shows the Hollow Knight character, a small white figure with horns, holding a gun pointed towards the viewer. Above the character, the text says, "Oh you like Hollow Knight?" and below the character, it says, "Name every character and enemy".

Childhood

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Election

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Excuse

A cartoon drawing of a young student standing in front of her teacher's desk. The student is saying, "My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog."

Rescue

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

Note

LOL

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants looking stressed with a pen in his hand, with the text: "WHEN YOU RIGHTING DOWN UR NOTES AND THE TEACHER ABOUT TO TURN THE SLIDE".

Programming

Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?

A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic fox character with orange and white fur, wearing programming socks, arm warmers, and green underwear while sitting and using a pink laptop. The text on the image says "PROGRAMMING SOCKS", "ARM WARMERS", and "YEAH, IT'S CODING TIME".

Opinion

The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.

Friend

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Coke

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

Party

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Man

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Selfie

This pic is from snapchat, and I also uploaded it on google lol

A selfie of a young woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. She is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt. The image has the text "Didn't mean to scare y'all, ❤️❤️❤️" at the bottom.

Karma

A stylized image featuring a golden figure and a large yellow sphere on a path in a misty forest scene, framed by red decorative elements with Chinese characters. Overlayed white text reads: Karma is REAL! You and your bro will receive a fentanyl addiction. Type 'yes' to hook your entire bloodline on fent.

Color

A meme showing three identical images of actor Hugh Jackman's face, side-by-side. The leftmost image is a vibrant purple, representing 'Hue Jackman'. The middle image is a very vibrant orange, representing 'Saturation Jackman'. The rightmost image is significantly faded and nearly grayscale, representing 'Lightness Jackman'. The text above the images reads: 'Hue Jackman and his brothers Saturation Jackman and Lightness Jackman'.