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Toast

8 months ago

Shitpost-master general

A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."
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  • Coma

    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."
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  • Food

    8 months ago
    Spongebob makes a disgusted face. The caption reads, "When you burp and it smells like the food you ate an hour ago."
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  • Child

    8 months ago
    The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."
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  • Divorce

    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.
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  • Fact

    7 months ago

    Good being

    The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."
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  • Watermelon

    9 months ago
    A collage of stock photos. A man eats a small watermelon, surrounded by watermelons. A man is giving a thumbs-up while wearing a watermelon on his head. A man wears goggles while wearing a watermelon helmet. A man wears a watermelon as a mask, with two small holes cut out. A man appears to be kissing a watermelon.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Man
ihateruss
your friend offered you to have a nice
sleep over so you guys could play lan Fortnite and
his mom you are the absolute
you decide to
worst friend anyone could ask for i hope you and
mom rot in hell, you disgust me.
his
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Reply
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  • Christmas

    10 months ago

    Credit to the original uploaded

    The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".
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  • Story

    9 months ago

    Like for bonuses if you are following me and you have the best explanation

    A man covered in mud is carrying a muddy dog on his shoulders. The dog has something in its mouth. The text overlay says, "Here's a story that needs to be told...."
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  • Grim Reaper

    9 months ago
    The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."
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  • Duck

    9 months ago
    A photo of multiple fluffy yellow ducklings. One in the front appears to have an angry expression. The text on the image reads, "I googled \"angry duck\" and I'm really glad I did. I feel you, little duck."
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.
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  • Week

    11 months ago
    The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.
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  • M

    Minecraft movie

    1 year ago
    The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.
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  • Pit

    1 year ago
    A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10
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  • Cat

    2 years ago

    me after curfew

    A grumpy-looking white and brown cat. The image has the text "IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT" above the cat and "I DON'T CARE" below.
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  • Child

    2 years ago
    The image shows a distorted close-up of Spongebob Squarepants with a sinister expression. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU KILL A 5 YEAR OLD IN COD AND THEY START CRYING FOR THEY'RE PARENTS."
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  • Deal

    1 year ago
    A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"
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