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1 year ago
"Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly
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  • Snail

    1 year ago
    The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"
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  • Condom

    1 year ago
    The image shows text stating "I ran out of condoms and lube. But, no worries, I've got back up." Above the "But, no worries" line, there is an image of lube and condoms, and below it, there are images of Ziploc bags, rubber bands, and WD-40.
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  • Alien

    1 year ago
    A gray alien with big eyes and an open mouth is pressing his hands against a glass surface. The text reads: "Aliens surrendering after seeing all their ships and weapons go missing not even 2 seconds into the invasion (they landed in Romania)."
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  • Ring

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.
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  • Equation

    1 year ago

    if i had 8 good women what does that mean

    A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'
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  • Motorcycle

    1 year ago
    A cartoon character with a red face, wearing sunglasses, and smiling is displayed in the center. The text below the cartoon reads: "so long suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
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  • Money

    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a song by Ken Carson called "i need u." The lyrics are shown with the first part "Where your racks go?" and the second part "Oh, you spent it on hoes, money, drugs, and clothes." with red circles around both parts.
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  • Outfit

    1 year ago
    A meme featuring actress Angelina Jolie with text that reads, "What's worse than a heartbreak? Me: Wearing a good outfit, and not getting a pic."
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  • Wine

    1 year ago

    Oh

    A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr
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  • Fan

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post about a female Uzi fan asking for song recommendations. A user offers to pay for a video of her feet with Uzi playing in the background. Another user then says they're shutting down the subreddit for a week.
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  • Shower

    1 year ago
    A person covered in white shaving cream or soap stares forward in front of a window. The caption reads "when you in the shower and the lights flicker".
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  • House

    1 year ago

    bro wtf is tihs ad

    A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"
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  • Apology

    2 years ago

    BFB

    The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows two arms, one brown and one white, arm wrestling. Text on the image reads: "Apologized for what they did but got eliminated anyway". The left arm is labelled "8-Ball" and the right arm is labelled "Match". The bottom part shows a brown cartoon monkey looking to the left and then to the right. The text reads: "Book. Apologized and is still safe."
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  • Exam

    2 years ago

    Always

    The image shows a text that says "Me and the boys when we're the first ones to finish the exam" with three cartoon characters below. The characters are a yellow X, a blue 4 and a green 2 with smirking expressions.
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  • Breakup

    2 years ago

    Yk what the worst type of breakup is

    The image contains text on a dark background that reads: "Yk what's the worst type of breakup? The breakup where y'all weren't even dating, but they made you feel special, flirted with you, cared for your emotions and mental problems, and then left like it was nothing to them."
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  • Shot

    2 years ago

    Sounds amazing

    A cartoon of Rick, from the "Rick and Morty" series, looks disoriented with blurred background of alcoholic bottles. The text in the image reads: "When the first 4 shots don't hit you so you take 3 more and then they all hit you at once."
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  • Wizard

    2 years ago
    The image shows a woman, Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter, looking serious. Above her it says 'Slaughters powerful wizards left and right', below it says, 'Killed by chubby housewife'.
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  • Furry

    1 year ago

    choose one

    Six furry characters are displayed with the text "Pick one to protect you and the rest will try to kill you."
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