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King

9 days ago
The image features an ancient Egyptian papyrus-style painting. It depicts several dark-skinned men in white loincloths. Two standing men are having their genitals handled by two kneeling or seated men, possibly representing a medical or hygiene ritual. Hieroglyphs are visible in the background. The top caption in bold white text reads "WE WUZ KANGZ!" and the bottom caption reads "NO. YOU WERE DICK WASHERS."
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    Mummy

    4 years ago

    Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

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    • God

    4 years ago

    Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

    Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

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    • Orphan

    2 years ago

    Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

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