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Heroin Monkey

Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a Discord message. The user SkinnyBird asks, "Still think Marajuana isn't bad?" followed by two images of the Hollow Knight character. The first character is labeled "No smoke" and is the normal form of the character. The second, below, is labeled "2 smoke" and shows a dramatically transformed and deteriorated form of the character.

DAP ME UP

A cartoon penguin is centered on a blue background with the text "PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY... I AM!" The penguin looks happy and laughs. The background is textured like brushed metal or stone with the laughing sound "HA HA HA" written all over.

Heroin Monkey

The post shows two images of a brown stuffed bear toy called 'DJUNGELSKOG' with the text 'i don't want a man i just want a djungelskog' above them. The price is shown as '25'. There are stars and text underneath.

Heroin Monkey

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
4,566 Retweets 1,863 Quote Tweets 40.8K Likes
peazy
27
@sleazyyp-7h
Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
just say the album good nigga wtf

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Two people outside. A person is covered in bees, sitting on a bucket. The other person, dressed in beekeeper gear, is kneeling next to him, holding out a hand.

𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌓𐌵𐌔𐌄𐌓𐌍𐌀𐌌𐌄

So true

A man with a slight frown and a tilted head looking at the camera. The text above and below his head says, "I AM SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR."

Heroin Monkey

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

opal💫

A chart showing the times of the day from 1 am to 12 pm, with a cheese icon next to each of the morning times (am) and a steak icon next to each of the afternoon times (pm).

Why should you care

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

Adolf kitler

A white cat with its tongue sticking out and eyes closed, as if savoring something. Text above the cat reads: "Me when I am offered 17 kilograms of uranium-376."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

shaylie lol

A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".

DIANEE

I'M NOT

A cartoon depicting Daenerys Targaryen and her three dragons. Two of the dragons are collared. A black dragon with a red sack slung across its shoulders confronts the group, exclaiming, "What are you doing this to meee? I am out of here, you're not even my real mom!"

Heroin Monkey

A woman is lying in bed looking annoyed. Next to her is a giant egg. The text above the image reads: "Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I am egg". There is a Twitter account name of @DennysDiner above the text.

Anonymous

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

You're ugly
TONT
YMMOM
No man will want you
Small boobs
You're pretty
I am?

Toast ツ

A surveillance camera image of a room with tables. Two animated characters from the Pokemon series, Jessie and James of Team Rocket, are imposed on the image. Jessie is standing with her arms crossed, while James is holding a gun. The text overlay reads, "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE", along with a timestamp.

DADDY your boy sus alt ;)

my new alt am DADDY your boy sus

A sad anime girl with black hair covers her face with her hands.

Inessa :)

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

MEME LORD

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

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