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Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Heroin Monkey

wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

Ness Plays

Online arguments be like:

A hooded person with glowing eyes is shown with the text: "Nice opinion. One small issue. I am inside your home."

Anonymous

A tweet that reads: "Nutted in her braces now my kids behind bars."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. In the first message, the sender says, "You a pussy ass nigga." The recipient replies, "Who is this?" The sender responds, "The nigga you robbed." The recipient claims it's the "wrong number". The sender says "Get that nigga cuh" and the recipient says "I'm trying."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

MEME LORD

A cartoon depiction of Dracula with a wide smile. Text below says: "ah ah ah i am lgbtq+ dracula! i want to kiss a man!"

Anonymous

A white kitten with heterochromia is shown with a loading symbol on their forehead. The text on the image reads "So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am.

RhymeKing

The image shows the text "Roses are red, I like cake:" above a screenshot from a YouTube video. The video shows a woman with a surprised expression. At the bottom of the video, the title reads "A man saved me from drowning, but now I am suing him for rape." The video creator's name is also visible as "Cassidy Boon."

Your local comrade

The talk

A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

Anonymous

Stonks

The image contains two parts. The first part is a screenshot of an article with a title "Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible, Scientists say, 'but we lack funding.'" and an anime picture of a catgirl. The second part is a picture of a man with a big nose, wearing a black suit and a black hat, saying "Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future."

Anonymous

“I am groot”

The image is split in two parts. The upper part shows a woman hanging onto a tree branch and looking up, seemingly in distress. The lower part shows Groot, a character from Guardians of the Galaxy, who appears to be observing the woman. The text "I am groot" overlays the image.

Anonymous

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

You're ugly
TONT
YMMOM
No man will want you
Small boobs
You're pretty
I am?

Anonymous

A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Heroin Monkey

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
A
A
AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Heroin Monkey

The post shows two images of a brown stuffed bear toy called 'DJUNGELSKOG' with the text 'i don't want a man i just want a djungelskog' above them. The price is shown as '25'. There are stars and text underneath.

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