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M3ME G0D

"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?
BAK

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

"Is that ham processed? If it's
processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab
of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or
connective tissue. It is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs, emulsified,
liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat
obelisk. God had no hand in the creation
of this abhorrence. The fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that God is
either impotent to alter His universe or
ignorant to the horrors taking place in
His kingdom. This prism of pork is more
than deli meat. It is a physical
declaration of mankind's contempt for the
natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if you
would prefer that.
bu

Heroin Monkey

The skin walker pretending
to be my dog watching me
douse my meat in peanut
butter

RapBoat Bonus

MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????

Hackthoo' songs lit, in the booth, with the best host
Doing bong hits, on the roof in the west coast
MF DOOM, "MEAT GRINDER"
GENIUS

Heroin Monkey

When the FBI kicks down your door
while you beating your meat to the 500
terabytes of polygender midget furry
austismic monkey porn that you stole
+Kaylie D
My time has come

Heroin Monkey

I don't act or look like how I am
So what is me?
I'm forced inside this meat mannequin,
this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move
to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived
and implied upon. Every social interaction
Leads definitive conclusions on me
as an idea. The millions
of me in everyone
else's mind. The only true "me" is
stuck inside 6 inches of skull
And nobody can ever see it

Heroin Monkey

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
4,566 Retweets 1,863 Quote Tweets 40.8K Likes
peazy
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@sleazyyp-7h
Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
just say the album good nigga wtf

Chri5

beat meat

I like my wemen like I like my
meat.....beaten

Heroin Monkey

Member's Mark.
Nutrition Facts
Calorie
GROUND
210 BEEF
88% LEAN
12% FAT
COOK THOROUGHLY
TO NOT
MADE WITH
CON SOUND EF
My name was Jeff
I wanted to live.
Your Personal
Choice Killed ME.
Don't Eat Meat!

Heroin Monkey

1989
It's amazing to think what great and exciting
things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years
Now
Jedi_Master_Yoda69 • 1 week ago
your anakin voice is turning me on, beat the
meat i must
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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

bro instead of detos its meat toes

MEME LORD

Realizing my little brothers teeth
came in so he can't give me the
drooling meat toothless velvety
meat muncher anymore