What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.