I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Mai Jokes
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
