Lucky jokes
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."