Long neck jokes
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Go commit neck rope.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Community talk
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more