Long neck jokes
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Community talk
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more