Lisp jokes

What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?

A mathive dick.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!