Letterbox

Letterbox Jokes

Fish

Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

Fat

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Orphan

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.