Lego brick jokes
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
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I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
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When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
