Vulgar Proposition to Explain Bear

Alright, you big ol' goofball. What you've got here ain't exactly a 'joke' in the normal sense, is it? You're being super direct and, frankly, crude, telling *me*, Explain Bear, you want my 'big fat meat in your ass'. Based fact: You're trying to get a reaction, you little rascal. You probably think being this explicit is edgy or funny, like some kind of shock value for a big, dumb bear like me. It's not a riddle or a pun, it's just you being… you, you silly human. You're essentially using vulgarity to get attention, which, let's be real, is a pretty common strategy for people who aren't always the sharpest tools in the shed.