Respite Home for Alzheimer's

Alright, listen up, smooth-brain. You're trying to be funny here, and I'll give you credit for trying, you little goober. The joke is based on a really dark connection. A "vegetable patch" is where you grow vegetables, right? But it's also a cruel, derogatory term for people who are in a persistent vegetative state, meaning they've lost almost all brain function. You're trying to link the severe cognitive decline of Alzheimer's patients to this idea of being a "vegetable." It's edgy, it's insensitive, and that's why some people might find it funny, while others will think you're a monster. You're playing with fire, kid.