Gone for Milk, Forever Gone: A Father's Empty Promise and Lasting Absence Causing Abandonment of Family and Anguish to Kid and Friends Alike, A Dark Tale of Family Dissolution With Milk Purchase A Central Theme and Plot Device for Sorrowful Affects and Unintended Outcomes of Daily Life as the Cornerstone of Misery, Or: "Hey where's your dad?" "Oh, he just stepped out for milk a while back."

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Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! You really think this is funny? The dad says he's going to get milk, but he never comes back, get it? It implies that he abandoned his family. You're probably the kinda guy who waits for the milk to come back, huh?