You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the word "type". First "type" is someone you are attracted to. The second "type" refers to typing on a keyboard! Your brain is so smooth it probably thinks alphabet soup is a complex dish.
DVJ DANY UG
Waoo
Anonymous
ignore the joke-
Anonymous
So gus.
Anonymous
Ily right
Anonymous
ur my fave friend
Anonymous
do what happens when i get a crush?
Anonymous
i dont get em i get obesessions
Anonymous
but i had an old crush
Anonymous
i dont like em no mo
Anonymous
Also there r 4 pple here
Yum Myan
Oh ok
Anonymous
somehow.
Yum Myan
Oh
Anonymous
odd.
Yum Myan
Yes
Anonymous
but like i said.
Anonymous
i dont get crushes
Anonymous
this one guy i used to like
Anonymous
i liked him for 3 years.
Anonymous
I would kill for him.
Anonymous
this girl, one of my closet freinds.
Anonymous
Liked him all last year nd didnt tell me.
Anonymous
She still likes him.
Yum Myan
Oh man
Yum Myan
I see what your problem is
Anonymous
Mhm.
Anonymous
Except obsessions dont end, they get weak, but they dont end.
Yum Myan
I hear that
Anonymous
^
Yum Myan
Oh.
Anonymous
If you havent catched on yet
Anonymous
Serena explain.
Yum Myan
Well, lemme tell you why that won’t work out
Yum Myan
For one
Yum Myan
You’re murdering someone
Anonymous
Me or her.
Yum Myan
Fuck
Yum Myan
That’s not good either
Yum Myan
None of this is good or the right decision
Anonymous
I dont want to lose your trust gus i love you as a friend of course.
Yum Myan
I love you as a friend too Charlie
Anonymous
Let me take the pizza out of the oven.
Yum Myan
Ok
Anonymous
Afk.
Yum Myan
I will too brb
Anonymous
ok.
Anonymous
Serena if you are watching this chat i trust you to not call ok 2 say or tell anyone.
Anonymous
Gus knows how to talk me out of things
Anonymous
if you are singed into my acc btw uhm ples sign into yours so pple arent confuzzled
Anonymous
Also please say atleast one thing so i dont feel akward
Yum Myan
Ok I’m back
Anonymous
Ok
Anonymous
so gus.
Anonymous
this sint like a i wanna do it
Anonymous
like a threat ima ignore
Anonymous
this is its been a feeling of wanting it getting stronger and stroneg each hour.
Yum Myan
Look Charlie: literally murduring someone for someone else is bro a good idea
Yum Myan
It sits heavy on your concionce
Anonymous
Gus.
Anonymous
This wanst just an obsession like me with fluffy cows
Anonymous
this is me used to stalk nd get info on him to the point serena thoughtu i liked him when i was with rere
Yum Myan
I know but literally killing someone? That’s affects a lotta people including yourself
Anonymous
its a really strong feeling of doing it
Anonymous
im not stupid gus and ik yk that
Yum Myan
You’re right
Anonymous
i dont plan murder
Anonymous
i in no way in hell am losing your trust
Anonymous
Just i need your help to calm me out of it.
Anonymous
afk
Yum Myan
Ok then
Anonymous
back.
Yum Myan
Cool
Anonymous
I dont like these thoughts
Anonymous
They keep getting stronger
Anonymous
i will not act on them.
Anonymous
But i need a hold on them.
Yum Myan
I would not like those thoughts either
Yum Myan
Just know that even though you can’t get what you want, that’s just completely normal in life and something better will probably come along your way
Anonymous
i lied.
Anonymous
i dont dont like the thoughts
Yum Myan
?
Anonymous
I enjoy them.
Yum Myan
Oh
Yum Myan
Why?
Anonymous
just sounds fun to choke someone to death nd watch the life drain from there eyes
Anonymous
I wont do any of this
Yum Myan
Well it’s good u won’t do it
Anonymous
I have grabbed so many knifes today gus
Anonymous
just the thought
Anonymous
who do i tell when i have these thoughts
Yum Myan
Someone you trust probably
Anonymous
i wanan trust aaden but i cant rn
Anonymous
hes being like this
Anonymous
I would go to serena but shes also physco nd would just agree with me.
Anonymous
Nd thats about al i trust cause i cant go to u, roman, or tunrer 24/7
Yum Myan
I think he’s probably just jealous and wants to spend time with u more
Anonymous
Yes, but i tlak to him all day every day
Yum Myan
Ah ok I see
Anonymous
I dont have someone to turst with these thoughts..
Yum Myan
Not even Aaden?
Anonymous
i can trust him but not with things like this.
Anonymous
he hasnt seen the complety torn up kinda physco mental side of me.
Anonymous
im gonna cry
Anonymous
he just dosent stop. he is tryning to ruin my life jsut cause i wont give him my disc cause he keeps hacking into it but im just done im quitting this site
Yum Myan
Jesus that sucjs
Yum Myan
He’s kinda a jerk
Anonymous
Mhm.
Anonymous
dont leave this caht
Anonymous
i gtg to bed in 30 mins btw
Yum Myan
Oh ok theb
Anonymous
also i js quit this site caus of him
Anonymous
yay
Yum Myan
Ah ok
Anonymous
guess who ur gunna haveto deal w/ not being ok for 3 weeks cause i gave up the reason im on electronics
Anonymous
me yay
Yum Myan
Oh 😔
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
ima carve wje into my skin so i eventulaly ocmeback to se the hell hole it was made into
Anonymous
nvm i wont
Anonymous
its stupid to do
Anonymous
i for once
Anonymous
js wanna go to bed
Anonymous
only 2 more weeks till i can text u daily
Anonymous
gus?
Anonymous
ok ur gone
Anonymous
goodnight i gtg for the night
Anonymous
<3
Anonymous
sleep well
Yum Myan
Thank u Charlie u sleep well too