Not Your Type

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the word "type". First "type" is someone you are attracted to. The second "type" refers to typing on a keyboard! Your brain is so smooth it probably thinks alphabet soup is a complex dish.

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do what happens when i get a crush?

i dont get em i get obesessions

this one guy i used to like

this girl, one of my closet freinds.

Liked him all last year nd didnt tell me.

I see what your problem is

Except obsessions dont end, they get weak, but they dont end.

Anonymous

I would kill for him.

^

If you havent catched on yet

Well, lemme tell you why that won’t work out

You’re murdering someone

That’s not good either

None of this is good or the right decision

I dont want to lose your trust gus i love you as a friend of course.

I love you as a friend too Charlie

Let me take the pizza out of the oven.

Serena if you are watching this chat i trust you to not call ok 2 say or tell anyone.

Gus knows how to talk me out of things

if you are singed into my acc btw uhm ples sign into yours so pple arent confuzzled

Also please say atleast one thing so i dont feel akward

this sint like a i wanna do it

this is its been a feeling of wanting it getting stronger and stroneg each hour.

Look Charlie: literally murduring someone for someone else is bro a good idea

It sits heavy on your concionce

This wanst just an obsession like me with fluffy cows

this is me used to stalk nd get info on him to the point serena thoughtu i liked him when i was with rere

I know but literally killing someone? That’s affects a lotta people including yourself

its a really strong feeling of doing it

im not stupid gus and ik yk that

i in no way in hell am losing your trust

Just i need your help to calm me out of it.

I dont like these thoughts

They keep getting stronger

But i need a hold on them.

I would not like those thoughts either

Just know that even though you can’t get what you want, that’s just completely normal in life and something better will probably come along your way

i dont dont like the thoughts

just sounds fun to choke someone to death nd watch the life drain from there eyes

Well it’s good u won’t do it

I have grabbed so many knifes today gus

who do i tell when i have these thoughts

Someone you trust probably

i wanan trust aaden but i cant rn

I would go to serena but shes also physco nd would just agree with me.

Nd thats about al i trust cause i cant go to u, roman, or tunrer 24/7

I think he’s probably just jealous and wants to spend time with u more

Yes, but i tlak to him all day every day

I dont have someone to turst with these thoughts..

i can trust him but not with things like this.

he hasnt seen the complety torn up kinda physco mental side of me.

he just dosent stop. he is tryning to ruin my life jsut cause i wont give him my disc cause he keeps hacking into it but im just done im quitting this site

i gtg to bed in 30 mins btw

also i js quit this site caus of him

guess who ur gunna haveto deal w/ not being ok for 3 weeks cause i gave up the reason im on electronics

ima carve wje into my skin so i eventulaly ocmeback to se the hell hole it was made into

only 2 more weeks till i can text u daily

goodnight i gtg for the night

Thank u Charlie u sleep well too