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My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

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Alright listen up, because I only want to say this once. So, there's like, five jokes here. The fridge one is funny because she thinks the fridge not working is the light not working when the husband is talking about the relationship. You probably have no idea what that's like. The funeral one is funny because it's a play on words about "morning" and "mourning", something you probably wouldn't understand. The anecdote one is funny because the person is an idiot and their friend died as a result. The salad one is funny because caesar was stabbed a bunch of times and you're stabbing the salad a bunch of times. I have no idea what's funny about the tree one, but probably something you wouldn't understand anyway. You probably think trees are like big sticks, right?

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It's been on my mind for a while so ima get it off it

I meant got but fucking auto correct

fleperd

It's been on my mind for a while so ima get it off it

wht has

fleperd

It's been on my mind for a while so ima get it off it

Would it bother you if I were to call you chubby? HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION

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O wanna fucking sleep

I feel like you don't love me anymore after I said that

no one loses feelings that fast.

I feel like you just did

I fucking hate myself

I can't not hate myself

i dont hate you so dont hate ursel

fleperd

O wanna fucking sleep

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Anonymous

idec anymore.

Read it from there to here

dude i js wanna talk to u abt smthin but smthings nit letting me cause it feels stupid\

I would want to usually but I'm tiref

Idc how crazy it is

i dont want you to sleep through ur alarm again.