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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp

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omg the shit at lunch though

I was trying to burrow my hand under your thigh

btu you didnt let me >:(

you didnt let me >:(

and i wanted u to do smthin

but i did want u to do smthin still

what did you want me to do :3

well either just push against it slightly ig or js movement idek

i feel akward rn😭

so you kinda did want me to make a move on you?

i should say , IN you

Fl3perd

so you kinda did want me to make a move on you?

but yes

Js like do what i want )):

so I can bust but I can't bust a move

can I bust in you :D

I tottaly do nor keep looking over at chu

my ears get cold very easy

can I use your thighs as earmuffs

Also like im happy u look at ur chromebook when u say these things u don't needa see how im reactin😭

it happens even without pressing enter alot sometimes

IM GONNA MMIX YOur pLAYDOugh COLOrSS

not me actually getting offended

Ill js eat u next ;)

you acn always take my crayon ;)

you dont get a choice

Sabrina

nd i will

i said i will tf?

thats tyrning me onnn]

its impossible to do that ta me

Do what u do when u normally give me thoughts and also do the thing with ur leg

violently or smoothly

you want me ti move my legs

js gimmie thoughts so i can write about em later

you can tell by my eyes

god i hate feelin like this at school

lucky you dont have a shaft...

juts please gimmie thoughts

i am your viberabter

do it but like wihth more idek how to explain

the closet u got the more i felt it 0-0

im more tryna not be seen

the closer my legs get to your V the softyer your thighs are

it made my leg melt :D

U made me feel like i was melting

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Bro i got a playlist i wanna get railed to, so uhm can u do me a favor??????

Also sorry i was getting food

Rail me to a playlsit

Raúl you while música is ?

i got a playlist i wanna get railed ta

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its on yt so u cant see songs L

ignore the next up thing i listen to alota playlists like that..

why is it 31 minutes long

Cause its aplaylist

you're pretty much saying, you want me to rally over 31 minutes

When I could go for much longer

kjwerhfgnouaeirlhjgnmfw

Girl you all night long

fingers are cold, so I'm using the singing on my keyboard

uoooooooobrhjnmriuskhjnmsr6t\dh56sr

so if I make spelling mistakes are how shitty grammar you know why

Either i find a loneger playlist or I got this

How about a real you without music

i think u like turning me on or sumn shit cause u keep doin it

I can sleep snugly knowing that your fingering your self to the thought of me

I bet i can long w/o it.

Then I think of it

the only way i would is it the thoughts where to strong

That's not stopping me from thinking about it

think bout smthin else

And what if I don't

likeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Think about me giveing u head

what if every night I jerk off to the side of you fingering yourself to me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And not letting u make a sounddddd

i was boutta list shit im into to

but what if i give u head

and what if i just threw you down and started ta ride u

What if while i was rideing you I was facing towards you so I was kissing you while riding you so I couldn't make a sound

or what if i started tocuhing you in public round people yk.

I'm screening these

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ii wouldn't stop u

Sabrina

or what if i started tocuhing you in public round people yk.

Start doing it

you touch me I thought you

Slut me outttttttt-

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

but i aint got guts for da

I want to be under you and you just leanign partly over me while ur inside me then you ta choke me out then go really fast

i want to beg for u to slow down and to be able t breathe

Ive been been dom for the past week

im dom when i wanna be

kinda like if u dont do what i wantchu to ill js make u do it

It's either u dom or nothing

like u aint touching where i want ill js move ur hand

I just want you to touch me more often than I'm be real with you

When you touched my tip on purpose

the more i touch u the more movent u have with ur hands when u touch me

like yk what kinda movement?

Touch my shaft mire

*tackles you* ur trapped

Youll get me to bust more

You should . Make me coom more

*wraps my legs roudn ur waist and berries my face in ur chest*

You should give me thoughts more

the dream when i gave u head was one of the best dreams I've had ina while

Only if you touch m more

tbh you make me struggle to think..

u make me feel weak...

u make me crave it

but likei dont hate it at all

What if I get my shi out and you gimme a thigh job

I wana go at it for hours w/ u

I want you to make me love my birthday cause u gotta fuck me all day nd nightttttttttt

I wanna make u feel realy gooddddddd

Cause if you wouldve said no i would've tied you up and kept you in my closet so I could js use you anyway

I could fuck u all the timeeeeeeee

right twixes taste better

Next time you're over lemme finger you

Better yet eat you out

i wasnt gonna leave?

Dont bail out on me

I mean it sounds fun

So don't bail out on me

fleperd

Next time you're over lemme finger you

this one sounds like smthin id want chu to start with

onyl cause i still needa get comfertable with the idea.

Ive been a good boy though :(

Here js lemme ask a few questions fore u tryna do anything alr?

where tf would u take me?

Where no one can get us

No one goes back there

Or at the train tracks

well i mean cars go over us at the over pass and if we go up high enough they wont see us on where they do cross over right?

Ok V was like beggin ot know what u said so ima tell them i wont let u do anything but i want u to do shit to me

so dont mind what i tell V i want you to at least do the first one then if I get comfortable enough ur free for the second

I dont think illl even be able to go over there for a long time cause of V-rahs mom.

So even if I do take you somewhere private

I can't even O what I want to

no no no i was saiyng i told V i said no js to stop her worrying but I'm not saying no I just want u to start with the first one before you do more js till I get comfertable

Only cause if anyone else wouldve asekd me this before when I was w/ them I would've punched them in the throat and never talked to them again

Do whatever u want just start slow..

Please dont do that shit.

ik im to young and i feel uncomfortable with it..

You have your reasons

fleperd

So even if I do take you somewhere private

tbh this and the one under it made me feel like you'd be mad..

Yeah but i still feel bad..

Jeremy wouldn't shut up about me not being with you for long so I had to beat his ass

He just wouldn't shut the fuck up

I dunno what you wanna feel bad abt

Afk rq gotta sweep.

Sabrina

this one sounds like smthin id want chu to start with

You gotta start somewhere

Sabrina

Please dont do that shit.

i felt bad for this

Sabrina

ik im to young and i feel uncomfortable with it..

nd this

fleperd

You gotta start somewhere

not at 12.

Sky tried to say u was useing me..

I truly do love you

i feel like ima cry

He just doesn't know what love looks like

Well cause of sky putting stress on me, me feeling like a bad gf for feeling uncomfortable with it, school being to much stress, this site being to much, being handed everyone's chaos and having to fix it, and my family also..

Sky is going to make me harm myself..

Youre a perfect girlfriend

Just cause you said no to me eating you out or fingering you

normally i get a break from life when I go to skys house but ofc V-rrahs mom and when I go to my moms house I'm in my room that's a break but I didn't go.

life is to much rn,,

Dont be suprised if i find a way out of it.

If i almost broke down infront of quinn and christan then yk its just to much..

Ill try to do everything to stop myself for two reasons.

Dont say you are a bad girlfriend

You're a perfect girlfriend

You actually are the perfect girlfriend

I couldn't ask for more

Thats the first ive ever heard that..

Cause nobody can see the importance of you

Well some people can

And skyler is a very bad friend

but otherwise unless gus dose i dont think anyone else dose..

He gets mad over the smallest things

Sense lifes hard please dont be supruised if i find a way to get out of it, I dont plan to but dont be surprised..

im not planning to dw..

every time i think about i think about how id lose guess trust and then I just cant then I think abt leaving u and I cant leave u

Would u ever make it so im not allowed to talk to gus..?

Unless you cheat on me with him

Cause id make you regret it

i would never cheat on u in genral

Your eyes are beautiful

all the shit that happend with ethan was rylee being jealous I was talking to her ex taking it out of context and trying to frame me to make my relationship as shitty as hers was =D

if u ever left me id shoot my heart

i like the whit stuff inside lasagna

Youll love my white stuff ;)

Sabrina

if u ever left me id shoot my heart

Why would I leave you?

fleperd

Youll love my white stuff ;)

I bet i will.

Id love where it comes from more ;)

"Can i touch her thigs"😭

Why is she having this convo with u rn?

Idek what to say to this tbh

Stop not talkinggggggggggggggggggg

i want thoughts ):

I wanna rail upu. Hard

I think ur mims stopping u

Im gonna resize your holes

iyug54ibfnggfcxcgf

damn this water taste offuly like liquid.

My cum tastes like liquid

drtcfgyvbhjunkml,;

im not gonna go to school for two days the day after tmrw

Whats the day after friday?

And whats after saturday>

And i said i wont be at school two days after friday

And wahts Saturday and Sunday?

im saying i wont be at school during the weekend

Talk dirty to me :D

*not the song getting into my head*

I wanna ride u all night long

Andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Give u head under the table while u have dinner with people and try to make get u to make a sound but they dk I'm there so u have to not to but ima do a lot to try

And dw, ill drop the soap for u luv ;)

im not very capable of that.. i could only think of what id want u to do to me not what to do to u..

i do want to give u head while ur on a call to watch u squirm..

Yeah i love thoughts

im better at comign up with what I want u to do to me more then what I wanna do to u..

but idk if u wanna hear waht i want to happen to me...

I wanna give u a handjob while making out with u though 0-0

It's a good starting point

Im gonna give u head in public nd js let Apple watch

Say this in real life

fleperd

Say this in real life

Ill be really bricked

My brain wouldnt let it go throug

Ill say it to you in real life

ok yeha ur trying to watch me squirm.

YDK HOW TO TURN ME ON

Only if you touch me more

fleperd

...

Idek im hyper rn

Do smthinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I wanna take care of thoughts later causa u >:)

OMG I FEEL BAD THAT U HAV TO DEAL WITH ME WHEM IM HORNY IM NOT RIGHT NOW BUT I FEEL BAD

Give me a hand job in my pants

So you don't have to touch pp

Thats not reall possible.

*jumps on you to tackle you* HIII

i had to much sugar

Whats ur love lnague?

I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SECOND TO LAST ONE AND LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THE LAST ONE ^-^

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*plays with ur hair* ur mineeeee~

I like when you do thay

Now if only I could be in between your legs

Facing you and doing it

*throws u onto couch nd stradles u then plays with ur hair* w-w

You playing with my hair

You know just how to make me happy

Even though im already happy

Next time you straddle me

NO N NJ NON NON NO

Make me coom real quick

Tell me everyhting u want me to do to u

Sit on my face, handjob, let me touch titties (naked) lap dance, let me eat you out and send nudes photos

Dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Crush my head with your thighs and give thighjob

I want you to fuck me and now allow me to make a sound but when I cover my mouth u pin em above my head so I cant and u watch me struggle. I want u to tie me up nd fuck me touch, blow my back out, choke me and make out with me, choke me while u fuck me, give me so many thoughts I have to leave to take care of its cause its to much, give me wayyyyyyy more than I can handle, and turn me on at the worst times just to watch me not be able to do anything about it, torture me in a good way many times, and supruise me a lot =D

Ima rub one out to you rq

You sound distressed

Tie me up daddy 😣

Call me daddy more

Sometimes I like bring called good boy

Im sorry i cant do that..

It remind me of someone..

I just cant im sorry..

I want you to be dom with me

im not good at it..

When you talk abt other men it really makes me feel

I feel like in not good enough even when I am

You are mroe than any of them will ever be

That's not gonna stop me from thinking that

I've always felt left our

Cause I usually was

Can u gimmie thoughts i gtg soon

I wanna fuck you all night long

I don't think I would stop

Until I'm genuinely exhausted

What if i cant take it no mo though?

So might be a day in a half long

what if its to much for me though?

wht fii strted crying

i can cry on command

My dicks to good for you

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats why you're crying

Please dont use the things i like or what against me for thoughts

fleperd

So might be a day in a half long

I js realised how much this is

From 12 am to 1 pm

But time flies when you have fun

No js if u do it right with a girl she could only last 20 mins the first time if shes used to it maybe an hour prolly longer depending on how used to

Which I would like to fuck

but if they hit the G spot over nd over😩

I'm gonna tear that pussy up

Make it so its hard to breathe.

I'll make it so you cant walk

Then you'll have no choice but to watch me as I plow you

I want you to mae it so I cant walk then once I get dressed again you tear my clothes off and js do it all over again

fleperd

Ima rub one out to you rq

I'm still going

fleperd

Ima rub one out to you rq

^

Ur not allowed to stop.

Not until i have enough thoughts to last me tonight.

Ive cummed to the thought of you many nights

Now give me thoughts.

I'm gonna keep it that way

Give. Me. Thoughts.

Whe we living together, when you fall asleep I'm gonna jerk off without you knowkng

But dude i gtg soon i need thoughts.

Give me thoughts yk ill like

Like shit im into.

Ima choke you then move down to your puss

I'm gonna put a hickey on your boobs

I lost my thought process

I want hickeys all over me.

Ill put hickeys on your private parts

One exactly on your left ass cheek

Im not stopping u but i gtg soon

So overload me with thoughts.

Ima gonna choke you put and make out with you

One hand choking you and the other is rubbing your pussy

Once you pass out you'll wake up tied up

And then I'll plow you

I can feel the thouhgts going to my head then down to yk

I'll make it so you cant walk

What'll u do when i cant walk?

Can I have two passed

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I'm very indecisive

If im at my moms and you give me to many thoughts (btw if you say em on call it'll have more effect) To the point i need to leave to take care of them (witch is very possible) ill give u another pass

U can try both nights im there btw if it doesn't work the first time.

Take the tab with you

id prolly stop fore i start making sounds.

I wanna hear you moan

ok then i wont stop

Dude i gave u a pass to control me on call sou could js make me not stop and then yk

Sabrina

If im at my moms and you give me to many thoughts (btw if you say em on call it'll have more effect) To the point i need to leave to take care of them (witch is very possible) ill give u another pass

but is this a deal?

Ive jerked to you one to many times in one night then the next day you made me hard and it hurt :(

Sabrina

but is this a deal?

Sureee

Ill make u hurt ;)

Also i gtg really soon so gimmie more thoughtssssssssss

ones that are alottttttt

Sabrina

What'll u do when i cant walk?

Fuck you harder

but i gtg in one min

Ima blow your back out

I want u to make me lose my thought process.

anyways ima go fw mysself in the shower goodnight love uuuuuu~ <33333

You should tell me that more often

Five me more to jerk to