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Why did the computer go to the doctor ?

Because it had a virus

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can u do me a favor?

monday nd tuesday if i seem a little off it means I'm js taking a break from hiding it please don't ask if I'm ok

i dont think i ate yesterday

I don't like your friends on here and I know they don't like me either but I'm tired of being hated on be them so I'm not going to be in a chat with them no more sorry

I'm sorry I'm mean to the sometimes and I do realize they are protecting you but when I have. To be reminded over and over about" you better be good to her" and stuff like that

But if your mad at me I can leave you alone if you want

you couldve js told me to fucking talk to them

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Sorry aint even a thing

Do you maby want to go to the park after school this week with me scooter you and Veronica

I would have to get in a chat with Veronica and Skyler and ask what day is good

I doubt my dad'll let me go

once my dad gets my grades ima have limited screen time

i gotta do these three

i aint onna eat today \

What ur tryna do dont work

then why u trying it?

i went to mat nd ericas to help with aaden for another night and he keeps waking me up at like 3 am to 6 am then I'm up nd the whole house is up then he's cranky takes a nap aruong 4 or 5 and then wakes up nd starts screaming

i got lik 3 hours las night

nd i need to do this hw..

where tf r u gettin my camra roll

ima die my hair red

im hungry but cant eat ):

It turns out i was starving my matobalisom,

ima js keep doing it

i kinda wanna starve myself now

im sorry but ur not the one to stop me

I have to go for a little I love you see you soon

if im not back wehn u r ill be back soon enough

i fucking already hate today

i told em u said this

Wade sided with her

and i asked it al to stop

and everyone but wade stoped

nd now wade is being bitchy to me

i think ima take a break from this site..

Ill just put a new chat on doc everyday

So if we run out of comments just check doc

Nd check doc every day cause ill put a new one everyday

someone js did smthin that well

dont let em hurt you

I told you it was a warzone

Dont make friends either aprently..

All I was told to get on here and I went to the post that said my name

no i wwanted u to come heree

I was then gonna come here because I was going to tell you I was on

virgo nd flappy r standing up for me atm

wade is just remindeing me im a horrible person to be with

and a shitty person in genral

and jasmin my bsf sense forever in the entire fucking world

Virgo nd flappy are..

chex virgo flappy are the only real people now

cause its a warzone, they go after the newcomers first the ones leat prepared to fight

no virgo is fucking real to me

she will stop once she knows im uncomfertable

she will listen whenn i needa talk

she will fucking be there nd help when she sees it can be ''

shes the realist bitch here

that like the dirt nd rock layer

you gotta dig to find the rest

sent this to jas cause i was betreyd by my bsf once again yay..

He said my bad so he didn't really try but whatever

me nd wade ina fight atm

ima be afk for a bit

sorry i was busy i might be able to stay another night nd stay up late

i was tellin my cousion how i went off on jas

Do you want to go to my birthday hangout thing

We should get matching christams pfp's

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Sorry they are all anmie but the first last nd 4th are my fave ones

Ima try to find un-animie ones

we wont be able to hang out next week even if my dad dose say yes..

im pissed at her nd i dont get mad easily

cause she was drinking

and im fully against that

nd have fucking trauma with that

nd once i got pissed she was saying I don't care about her but I care enough to get mad

im fucking done with today

my dad propused to his gf and they keep taking about It like yeah i get it another person tryna replace my mom another person that will just get the same abuse i do another person to get taken away once i get atached

i dont wanna go home anymore.

i lose my bsf in the entire fucking worls

my entier life is changeing infront of my eyes

and trauma keeps getting brought up

i want to take many sfatey pins nd js make small stabs that wont do any harm butll hurt

i actually have like alot of em

i have before it dont even bleed

ill js play with them

V rah is begging me to call because she had a little beer and uggggg

good i dont want u gone..

I'm trying to figure out what to do rn with both of you

tell her to talk to gwen

im going to fucking cry

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pain brushes js taste yummy

thatswhat i thought

Ill be in this chat..

ima carve shit in my skin

anyways no i cant find pajams

the triangle on my thumb is bleedinglike bad

nd my thumb is numb

i put nail polish on it now it stings like hell

now my entier hand is numb.

I wanna be fucking choked out so bad rn..

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god i hate myself rn

i cant think straight

i cant say its wierd

i dont like how i feel

sorry fnatasizeing did sumn shit to me

do you need me to spell this in stupid for you?

im extenuatingly honry atm

Ur tryna make it worse damnit

Aaden ydk how powerful thoughts r rn

dont push your power

i forgot how to breathe

this wall looks alot

im grabbing my chroembook so hard i can see vians

You want to see my vanes up close where the sun don't shine

I would make you squirt and squirt and beg and wet

whatre u doin tio me my brain no brain

I could make you a face mask with my umm you know💦💦

my brain braisn nd its freaking out

like my legs tryna move sm rn

When did we get together and pls don't be mad I forgot

ydk whatre doin to me

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but please keep doin it

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I want you to squirt in my mouth baby girl

shit my finger slippd

Yoda bum bum2

I want you to squirt in my mouth baby girl

hehehhe

i keep grabbing my hair cause my hands need grab smthin nd i meesed my hair up

I will motorboat your titties so fucking hard

i cant let my hands wandert..

Wander in your pussy and squirt for me baby girl

you don wan my hanss to waner

hits sayking hi again

I have to go I love you see you TMR good night go to sleep pls

nd u no come back ):

if u didnt go to bed why wouldn't u be abe to talk to me tdy?

nd i wont sleep though