Grumpy President Creation Story

God- make a grumpy old man president.

Angel- why?

G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

A- okay.

G- make him not pay taxes.

A- okay...

Fast forward to 2020

G- you know that grumpy old man?

A- yea...

G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

A- Krona.

G- exactly.

A- why do you hate humans so much?

G- because I can.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen here, genius. God wanted a grumpy old dude as president, so he picked Trump. Then, he made him dodge taxes and unleash a virus named after a beer. God hates humans because, well, he's God and can do whatever he wants.

Comments (3)

Lovely perv

3 years ago

Your a pile of shit

Anonymous

3 years ago

Fantastic… as in a complete fantasy

Anonymous

2 years ago

You voted for Biden, then? That literally PROVES you’re an idiot.