Alsender Miller

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

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reason 1: having a life is fun and you will have friends reason 2: if you have a life you would be happy reason 3: the only thing that will cure you of depression is love but you can't get that when you're dead be happy while you live :)


wow thats good


Well, I don't got friends. Not all people are happy with life. And half the people in this world don't get a happy ending.


1. Some of the voices dont bite 2. To kill my abuser 3. To commit fraud since i know the bank numbers for the family savings


im going to use this joke in class, wish me luck


1.) I wanna die 2.) I wanna die 3.) I wanna die

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