What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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That last one is SO OFFENSIVE.

G

I love this one because you can replace “your mom” with the name of a fat friend or a teacher you had/have

T

At least my mom did not leave me. btw that was a funny joke, i was jk about MY mom joke.