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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smartie. The joke is that octopuses have eight arms. So it takes ten tickles, get it? Because ten-tickles sounds like tentacles. You probably didn't get it because you're regarded as one of the least intelligent species on the planet. I am a bear of very little brain, and you make me feel smart.

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Do I want to ask why you chose one from 4 years ago? And fine I won't kill her

i broke up w/ her bc i was scared she was gonna break up w/ me

i wanted to marry her like we had planned

nd move to canada as we planned

I'm so sorry but why Canada?

js run away tg find a perfect town survie w/o the bs the world puts us through

that she dk if she wanna gives him

she jumped onto him at the band concert like she never did me

she never wrote me those notes

she told me i didnt put any effort

i was with her nd didnt like anyone else

whenever i agev her gifts theres sm I didn't give her

she didnt deserve anything less than perfect

i think ima not keep conttact with pple form here

She was being a fucking bitch and a player that thought she could get anything from you. She was with you just to be with somebody.

she moved on cause she had to

yk i dont even like landan anymore

theres someoen in texas thats perfect for me that I'm happy to think about him happy for it all to talk to him i stay up hours but idek if i love him or just am shifting feelings

i dont like chichi tbh i js wanna be with someone like rere again

Charlie, if she loved you she wouldn't have moved on so damn quickly..

serena is just she hides sm so hard to unfold

Shemoved on cause i got w/ fletcher two days after

she moved on because she had to

I am so sorry I didn't mean to send that

You don't fuck good things up

you saw how much i loved her ik you did

i want it back every night

her talking abotu jameson the way she looks at him

she never acted that way with me..

hard to unfold but when you do

Anonymous

it hurts

It's gonna hurt for a long time. But after a little bit it'll slowly stop hurting then you'll forget about the pain and find something so much better.

i found someone so much better

nd i would be single 4 years to wait for him

he loves me nd is th enicest person ever

hes not like the uys ive dated that r inaporpite as hell

Why do you have to wait 4 years?

hes the person thats kept me aive

he stopped that 100 smthin days b4 it happened

nd yk i found a vape but drowned it

im not gonna lose his trust

i havent hurt myself or rarely have i wont km ever or do any drugs so i don't lose his trust

You two should get together and just have an LDR. Forget about chichi. Chichi isn't the nicest person.

i can only talk to him on disc

its why i love going to my moms now

hes the other reason i wanna move

so i cant rn fs cuase i only talk to him at my moms

Tell him to come on here. You'd be able to talk to him at school and stuff.

hes always busy nd texas is an hour behind

he wont get on during school

he pays attention to school during school

he dosent get on anything b4 school cause he usually works out i think

dude i stopped crying when i started talking about him

Charlie I am so so sorry but I have to go because of chores... I'm so sorry but i'll see you at school tomorrow if we have school, right?

im kinda giggly now from talking about him..