3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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LMFAO

U

No

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he could've told me

u

Roses are bloom red, Dogs like to bark. As messed up as we are, No joke is too dark.

M

That guy with the strawbery jam sandwhich has the same energy of a man who states " if someone looks at me again i will kill myself" then turns to look at himeslf in the mirror.

M

Then after looking at himself declares " thats it! Im doing it! "