Anonymous

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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LMFAO

No

he could've told me

Roses are bloom red, Dogs like to bark. As messed up as we are, No joke is too dark.

That guy with the strawbery jam sandwhich has the same energy of a man who states " if someone looks at me again i will kill myself" then turns to look at himeslf in the mirror.

Then after looking at himself declares " thats it! Im doing it! "

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