johnny was watching TV when you hear them say b.... and bastards so he ask hes dad “what is a b.... and bastard.” dad say “a b.... is a female and a bastard is a mail.” then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says “a shit is shaving creme like what i’m putting on my face and ass is a coat why don’t you bug your mom.” so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say f... so johnny ask his mom what f... means mom says "f... means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says “welcome b.... and bastard may i tack your ass” the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i f...ing the turkey.

Comments (6)

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Seriously... I know it's a joke, and I shouldnt be doing this, but... who the hell wrote this joke a 5 year old... the Grammar is ridiculous.

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You only censor f..., really? Also what is your grammar jesus are you Johnny?

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haha really funny

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I wrote this joke and I know it sucks but I did right it when i was five

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If you want you can repost it with good grammar and I didn’t censor anything it censored it self.

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Your name and profile pic is funnier than you joke haha