Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

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Wow! I'm so damn disappointed dude what the heck just happened to your jokes. Your the one lacking the diesel to fuel your jokes. WOW WORST ACTUAL JKE EVR


Honestly that guy can not crack jokes to save his life