Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
Comments (9)
COCO
Honestly that guy can not crack jokes to save his life
Gwen
That is not really funny if u ask me...
Gemini Karnet
No one asked you tho...
Anonymous
Either I don’t get the Joke or I just don’t find it funny.
Anonymous
this man couldn't crack a joke if his life depended on it
Anonymous
What does that crap even mean?
Darkness of Being
The submarine has been underwater since World War II.
Death&Decay
Chump wouldn't brag to pootin lmao cos the cunt is in love with Pootin
ANONYMOUS IS BAD AT JOKE
Wow! I'm so damn disappointed dude what the heck just happened to your jokes. Your the one lacking the diesel to fuel your jokes. WOW WORST ACTUAL JKE EVR